The Porphyric

No, I'm not a vampire or emo kid draped in black, not that there's anything wrong with that. If that kind of thing makes you happy, I can't really argue with you. I'm an unemployed, neurotic, balding man in his early 30's who hates the heat and sunburns easily, yet for some reason I live in the sweaty armpit of the South, Columbia, SC. So who am I to judge? Thus, The Porphyric refers to my desire to avoid the sun as much as possible.